Friday, February 23, 2007

What a pile of crap...

So I finished watching Babel, and was I disappointed... This movie is the biggest pile of cow crap stacked in 2 hours and 14 minutes, the story was lame, the acting was boring, and the style of connecting stories as if this was Syriana just doesn't work.
I am not sure if the whole point of showing the stories is supposed to trigger emotions of compassion to people with disabilities, sheep herders in the middle of the north African desert, or illegal aliens trying to cross the border to continue on with their lives? There are two things I am sure about after watching this movie:

1. There is no limit to human stupidity,
2. Behind every crappy situation, there was a pea-brain involved.

Spoiler Warning: Don't continue to read if you plan to watch this crap.

1. Kids are kids, but kids also know that shooting live ammo into moving vehicles is a stupid idea. One died, natural selection at its finest. You have to feel sorry for the dad though, another example of why people should use birth control...

2. Just because you are deaf, that doesn't mean it is okay to do drugs and get naked in front of cops... I am sure her mom committed suicide because she realized how stupid her daughter was.

3. If you know that you have a trip that involves multiple police check points, don't get drunk. If you are drunk and operating a vehicle, you deserve a cap busted up yours.

4. Since when having an exotic vacation is an excuse to leave your kids at home with a baby sitter? That is not parenting, and what happened to Brad Pitt and his wife is Karma... Just ask Earl.

5. Don't blame God or Language barriers for your misfortunes, shit happened because you're stupid.

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At Sunday, February 25, 2007 at 5:05:00 AM EST , Blogger said...

I was almost going to watch Babel but now I'm convinced that it's not worth it. You're the second person who I trust who's said it sucks.
My friend John mostly commented on the long scenes of people walking with music playing though.
Thanks for the tip.

At Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 10:12:00 AM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

not seen it. have seen syriana though, and it isnt anything special either. i dunno how george clooney got an oscar nod for that. for what?? for getting a manicure with the pliers??...really!!


At Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 10:19:00 AM EDT , Blogger The Zoal said...

Clooney got an Oscar for making a political statement based on nothing. It is quite a popular thing to do with all the Hollywood college dropouts!

Actors should stick to acting.


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